Hah! Are you fucking kidding me? I love how much I matter to you!! hahahaha. You made me believe we could have a lasting relationship, so I fell for you, and then after about 8 months you put me in the friend zone, without telling me. A month later we broke up. And now, here we are, I’m still hopelessly in love with you, and you seem to think that I’m capable of just abandoning you. Don’t you realize you’ve trapped me? You’ve entangled me in paperwork, networking, and expectations. I’m stuck working for you now, if I leave, everything I’ve done during the past year is nothing, all the contacts I’ve made and meetings, all the jobs we’re involved in, and everything I’ve worked my ass off for becomes yours alone. Was that your plan all along?